JOKE 2
HYMNS FOR THE WORKING PERSON
BAKER'S HYMN - I NEED THEE EVERY HOUR
CONTRACTOR'S HYMN THE CHURCH'S ONE FOUNDATION
ELECTRICIAN'S HYMN SEND THE LIGHT
POLITICIAN'S HYMN STANDING ON THE PROMISES
SHOPPER'S HYMN SWEET BY AND BY
GOLFER'S HYMN THERE IS A GREEN HILL FAR AWAY
DENTIST'S HYMN CROWN HIM WITH MANY CROWNS
GOSSIP'S HYMN PASS IT ON
TAILOR'S HYMN HOLY HOLY HOLY
THE SKIRT HYMN LOVE LIFTED ME
THE TAX PAYERS HYMN I SURRENDER ALL
JOKE from my Jewish friends
An Israeli tried to smuggle two huge sacks of coffee (a high tax item in Israel) past customs at Tel Aviv.
"It;s bird food," he protested, when caught.
"0h, yes? Birds don't eat coffee!: replied the customs officer.
"Look," the man replied, "If they'll like it they'll eat it, if they don't they won't."
JOKE 6
True story: A Methodist local preacher who was an interior decorator told his congregation that he had finished decorating his home. To which a member of the congregation is reported saying" "You haven't finished mine!"
JOKE 5
Moses arrives at the Red Sea with the Israelities, the Pharaoh and his army in hot pursuit. He calls his public relations officer, Morrie, over in a rage.
Where are the boats?"
"Boats? Who said anything about boats?"
"I must have boats to cross the water! What do you want me to do, part the sea and walk through it?"
"Hey, Moses, if you can do tat, " says Morrie, "I'll get you two whole pages in the Old Testament"
- Now you know
JOKE 6
another case of jewish humour
My psychiatrist told me i was crazy, and i said i want a second operation. He said "OK, yuu're ugly too."
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GLORY! GLORY!
"Performances of a high standard"
THE STAGE
IT HAPPENED ON FRIDAY "At times humourous, at times shocking, at times moving, above all it makes you think!'
Certainly it was a production that gained many personal testimonies to its impact.'
WESTERN MORNING NEWS
FEEL THE SPIRIT
"Remarkable"
THE STAGE
"Arguably the best singing at the Fringe."
THE SCOTSMAN
"Amazing blend of both commitment and acting. Wonderful evening.
Elaine Storkey."
CHURCH OF ENGLAND NEWSPAPER.
"Remarkably affecting."
CHURCH TIMES.
GOOD-NIGHT TWENTIETH CENTURY
"Warm and witty"
WMN
THREE AMONGST MANY
"Great example of growing catalogue of
quality work within the churches"
METHODIST RECORDER
