Jasperian Reviews and Performances

In the small book Real Cornish Humour compiled by Cornubiensis can be found -
One characteristic of Troon men was the popularity of over - large cap (and leather 'scrum-caps with earflaps for the boys), it can be hot cold and windy. A new doctor at Cambourne was trying to impress a Troon patient to whom he thought, cause-abd-effect would mean nothing.
DOCTOR: "Now suppose I were to cut off both your ears, what would happen to you?"
PATIENT: "I should go blind, doctor, I spose."
DOCTOR:No, no no- not bind, man, deaf: you'd go deaf, f course."
PATIENT: "NO, DOCTOR, BLIND, LIKE i said."
DOCTOR: (SIGHING) "And why is that, then?"
PATIENT: COS MY YEARS DO KEEP MY AT FROM FALLIN DOWN OVER MY EYES."



TJ spoke at the funeral for Joan Veltman held at Slough Crem There he was told about CHLOE VELTMAN, writer, singer etc who is in SAN FRANCISCO. Googling the said person he came across the following abour life in SF and and hopefully is not breaking any copyright.